Aalia Bhatt का Craziest Joke

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Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.

Alia bhatt: Hey first part कब रिलीज़ हुआ था ?

Mahesh Bhatt abhi tak shock main hai…..

By manishAugust 27, 2017Jokes